Crazy Happy Pretty

Today on Facebook

Posted on: June 7, 2011

Do pregnant people realize that when they post on Facebook about how many centimeters they are dilated that they are really telling the world how stretched out their vagina is?

I mean, really? No one want to know that. Can’t you say something like…actually I can’t think of anything that doesn’t translate to – my vagina is ready to push out 7 pounds of screaming if baby any day now! Yayyy!!


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I need to document the better parts of growing up someplace other than Facebook.


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